This is funny, today’s writing challenge. I have to write about a fruit I don’t like. I had to think, because when I don’t like something, I typically forget it’s existence. Which is the case here. I had to sit and think for a few minutes on a fruit that actually deserves my loathing. Then I remembered.
Bananas! I can’t stand bananas. When I eat a banana, I can feel it burning my mouth, when I swallow it, I can feel it burning everything it touches as it slides into my stomach. Then the real fun begins! Oh the pain. It feels similar to a 50 lbs cork screw being pound into my stomach.
Okay! Okay! Wait! there is more! Do I really need to get into my deepest worries of coming across a banana peel in a dark alley?